Just, For No Reason, Chickens

Announcement: chickens are cute and I am going to hug every chicken in the world.

Chickens everywhere, please do not resist my affections. I will give you all delicious worms. It'll be great. Here are is a gif to illustrate what chickens should do. The above gif shows them running away. This is unacceptable chicken behaviour. The below gif, however, shows chickens bravely and correctly reversing their actions and accepting the hugs they deserve. If you are reading this and you are also a chicken, please study this reversed gif and then flap gracefully into my welcoming arms.

Thank you.

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